France – French TV will host the first semi-final of Destination Eurovision 2019. Nine artists will participate: they’ll sing covers first and then present their official entries. 4 will get a ticket for the final! Check out tonight’s line-up!
Fun (and sad) fact: in 2018, France TV produced its first national final that did not pick with a song that got bottom 5 result in the contest. Indeed, while TF1 produced very strong national finals that often resulted in Top 5 results in the contest (6 out of 7 years between 1975-1981 when France got 5 Top 3 results), the sudden end of TF1’s run lead to France TV to take over. Struggling at first, France 2 managed a good run in the 90s (and one can dispute that 1992 had a national final, though it was a “Francophone” contest that picked the representative). Handing to France 3 in 1998, the national finals turned a disaster affair then: bottom 5 every year they tried to pick the entry through French televote (1999, 2000, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2014). All other years, which often had better results (except 2012, 2013 and 2015), had internal selections (including the Top 10 results in 2001, 2002, 2009 and 2016).
So, after last year’s success (at least the show produced a national hit in France, a good OGAE result, a decent 8th place by the juries and an overall result on the left hand-side of the scoreboard), Destination Eurovision got picked up again as the selection method for the French entry.
After revealing the line-up and a snippet of the 18 entries, we had the allocation draw for the semi-finals. And tonight’s line-up is easily regarded as the strongest one (it has the biggest name in the competition, Chimène Badi, and the huge favorite, who gets more than ten times the number of views Chimène gets on Youtube, Itunes or French Deezer, Bilal).
Tonight’s line-up is:
- Battista Acquaviva – Passiò
- Lautner – J’ai pas le temps
- Chimène Badi – Là-haut
- Aysat – Comme une grande
- Mazy – Oulala
- Florina – In the shadow
- Bilal Hassani – Roi
- Naestro – Le brasier
- Silvàn Areg – Le Petit Nicolas
However, just like last year, the artists will first present themselves through a short cover. Tonight’s covers are:
- Battista Acquaviva – Parla più piano (Gianni Morandi)
- Lautner – J’ai cherché (Amir)
- Chimène Badi – Je ne regrette rien (Edith Piaf)
- Aysat – Dancing Queen (ABBA)
- Mazy – Si seulement je pouvais lui manquer (Calogero)
- Florina – L’hymne à l’amour (Edith Piaf)
- Bilal Hassani – Carmen (Stromae)
- Naestro – Perfect (Ed Sheeran & Andrea Bocelli)
- Silvàn Areg – Un homme debout (Claudio Capéo)
The voting is a bit different than last year, since the semifinals are now live and will therefore feature televote. First, a French expert jury will comment on the entries after each performance, but unlike last year they will not vote. Then, after all the performances, an international jury (5 members) will vote, but their vote will only represent 50% of the results since televote will represent the other 50%. The international juries have also been drawn in the semifinals, so that tonight’s jury will not be back in the second semi or in the final. Remember that French televote works in a mysterious way. For instance, last year, televote pushed the juries’ favorite Lisandro down to third, giving the victory to Madame Monsieur and the second place to Malo’.
The French experts are:
The international juries are:
The show starts at 9pm CET and will be hosted in Parisian studios by last year’s host, French-Canadian singer Garou. The show is set to last almost 3h! It can be watched from France 2 or their Facebook or Youtube page. If you watch it live, try to look for your Eurovision Times webmaster who will be in the audience!
At least Chimene is in the last four instead of Lautner thanks to the televote….
At least Battista is out thanks to the jury :/
Yeah and they liked Bilal and Lautner, lol.
Do we agree it was bad? :P
Let’s hope they have something in the second semi, though I doubt it…
I wonder if Bilal’s success/popularity will actually translate to eurovision though. I liked the choreography and voice was good until 2nd half of the song.
i don’t think France has the slightest hope of a top20 result this year.
If he wins, France is not going far.
Save us Ugo in the next semi :/
That’s what I kept thinking througout the show too.
Most all of my fvaourites are in the next semi. If Ugo nails his song live, France should send him to Israel.
Ugo can be Bilal’s main rival
There you are. I hope so. Bilal’s act is so artificial and hollow. Were there sound issues in the studio?
Disastrous televoting results giving “n the Shadow” and “Passio” the 4th and 3rd place respectively. Thank God we have juries too.
ALL songs in my top 4 made it through :)
Le Brasier was underrated imo
I kinda liked the melody, but not his vocal performance.
But Le Brasier came 9th below Passio and In the Shadow overall. I think he deserved 7th at least!
True.
Weird results. My fav tonight gone. Surprised and happy Silvan went through. The public’s last place, Aysat, got through lol. Surprised Chimene did badly with the juries.
Feels like Bilal and Roi will run away with the whole competition unless something big comes from Semi 2. Can’t say I really like the song at the moment, its’ got nothing that stands out.
The juries do not tend to support songs in French. Ugo should be worried.
But they do like pretty boys as Lautner’s votes showed 🙃
Ugo is another kind of pretty boy, less likable to these very sophisticated jurors. :D
Not true they had Sylvan 2nd and qualified Aysat the wordiest song of the night!
True, but Chimène should have done much better among them taking into account her competition in this semi.
Let’s hope for a stronger second semi!
Good luck, France!
Now I can only hope for Seemone – “Tous les deux” from the 2nd semi.
I have to check that entry again. I think I kinda liked it.
I liked the snippet very mych, but then Seemone (not very original) starts going on about parental units and my interest is kinda not there anymore.
*much
Obviously that song piques my attention being a special parental attention myself maybe for u as a single bachelor guy I guess is different?!
I was alluding to the overly sweet tone of the song and being ironic when I used the expression parental units. The act comes across as contrived.
Pretty boys, knocked out , winner not sure best to represent France,? Kind of weak performance on the whole
I’m okay with 50 % of the finalists: Silvàn and Aysat. That is more than I hoped for. :)
Silvan quite stole the show and “Comme une grande” which was the best song of this semi qualified thanks to juries.
Chimène had the best vocals ny far but the song’s meh to me. Mazy had a weak chorus but the whole package would have been above Chimène for me
Bilal was huge in the audience I think it’s obviously his to lose. Christophe (another amazing vocalist) told him this wasnt enough for esc and shouldnt be considered his full package yet if he wants to do well… I hope he hears that.
Next week Ugo will do a Bilal (runaway win) and Emmanuel Moire will do a Chimène (low with int’l juries but 2nd in French televote)…
Id love to see Silvan in esc but televote wouldnt let it would it?
We seem to agree 100 % tonight. :)
I’m agreeing too!
Insane but my uber is already getting me home Ill do the article then maybe but Im starving first lol
I miss Malo’ he was second last year and would win this!
Downvote for getting an uber :-(
Uber isn’t allowed in Tel Aviv. :)
It’s midnight in Paris I got home in ten mns for a few bucks. Parisian taxis are the worse and I wouls have had a 1h trip on subway…
At Midnight in Paris, you get picked up by a car that transports you to glamorous parties in the jazz age. There was a documentary by Woody Allen about that ;-)
I didnt like that film btw. But Im not a big Allen fan except Match Point
I liked it the least of his European-set films, which overall gave him some new creativity as the NY neurotic Jewish guy shtick was getting very stale. Loved both Vicky Christina Barcelona and To Rome with love (beautiful scenery and clever script nullifying the Scarlett J and Roberto Benigni performances, respectively) plus before then Hannah and her sisters and Bullets over Broadway. Annie Hall is good but I’m probably 10-20 years too young to really appreciate its impact at the time.
Yeah, I think I’m way too young too
After tonight’s traumatic experience I needed to go back to this for some comfort and to remind myself how this NF started last year :
In my playlist. :)
My winner of the last NF season
In my top 10. My 2018 NF winner is ‘Passame er sale’. :) <3
I won’t lie I had to google that to even remember what it was haha. And since we are at it special mention to my runner up of last year’s NF seasons to Lili and “O Voo das Cegonhas” :)
Lili is in my playlist too. :)
I did not doubt that for a second :)
So the most calculated entry won the SF? Sounds like last year’s winner; I guess it works on some level. Curious to read a breakdown of the different voting groups.
http://www.eurovision-fr.net/news/lire.php?id=5769
Here it is: http://www.eurovision-fr.net/news/lire.php?id=5769
Efcharisto, Dimi! So a Bilal landslide across the board…. maybe he can wear a yellow vest next time to have something else to distract from the lame song and performance? Since it clearly is about the message/persona I don’t think it would fare well in Tel Aviv. Then again maybe I’m just better because I prefer (Franco-) Arab guys with a buzzcut, designer stubble and a personal trainer look.
Maybe you should check Battista’s semi-naked dancers.lol
again, up close, they were insanely hot! (especially the bottom one on the right)
Hugo, Thibault, Eden and I forgot the name of the 4th one lol
So,you got the names.lol But they don’t seem to be your type of guys.
only one was fu*kable for me, but they were quite fine anyway and totally my bf’s type ;)
Mediterranean types? 8 points, minimum lol!
Not really excited for these results. Looks like it’s Bilal’s to lose and I’m not the biggest fan.
Phew! A reconciliatory end to an underwhelming show. The four artists who got the tickets to the final were the most deserving. Such a relief that neither Battista nor Florina made it. Lautner doing so bad was quite a shocker, but I couldn’t care less.
I’m so over people covering Édith Piaf. She must have been turning in her grave a dozen times. Tu devrais avoir honte, Florina!
Naestro: Standard midtempo ballad. Next!
Florina: Édith Piaf will haunt her in her nightmares.
Chimène Badi: Coming right after ”In the shadows” – that’s the producers throwing shade at Florina. Vocally good like expected, but I forgot the song right after it has ended. Wouldn’t place higher than 22nd at Eurovision.
Battista Acquaviva: The WTF moment of the evening. I feel sorry for her, but she sounded so bad. The staging was nice – deity worship all the way. I was waiting for her to sacrifice a lamb in front of her half naked dancers. Just to make it weirder.
Silvàn Areg: Je suis tombé amoreux! His stage charisma is infectuous! J’adore! Yeah, and the song is ok, too.
Bilal: This is it. The winner. Hands down. The chorus is memorable and so is Bilal. He could do well in Tel Aviv. But I’m not sold on this.
Aysat: Was her mic off? I barely heard her in the beginning. The choreography was great, the styling not so much. Nevertheless I’m happy she’s through.
Lautner: Ugh! That Sacha guy is full of himself. The skaters were a bad choice. Is it just me or did I sense homoerotic chemistry between the two everytime they sang to each other?
Mazy: I like her style. The Dalida reference in her song was the best in her somewhat flat song. I get she wanted to write a song for an international audience, but I’ve never been a fan of songs with too much ”Oulala”.
To the judges:
I said once before that I can’t take Vitaa seriously, but I wouldn’t have expected the other judges were also turning out to be jokes. How delusional are they? Everyone names Florina as one of their finalists. ”Passio” would be a great song for Eurovision? Hell to the no!
What’s left to say: I’ll keep my fingers crossed for PhilipElise in the 2nd semi!
I agree with most you say. Considering the power of La Manif Pour Tous here in France it’s nice to support Bilal to dome extend and Madame Monsieur didnt turn bad overnight while writing “Roi”!
I thought he would be a strong live performer alas he’s not.Just posing confidently for the camera throughtout the song won’t do it.I suppose the gender fluid artist coming from a muslim background is his strongest asset.
I just watched the youtube video, and it doesnt sound worse for him and I fear for everyone! I just read on twitter the sound was awful? in the studio we only had problems with Florina and Mazy’s mics but all others were very clear to hear (Chimène and Christophe were the best vocalists and Florina and Aquaviva the worst, Lautner not good either) but Bilal wasn’t bad at all…
There were far worse vocals but his were just average too.And he’s not really charismatic on stage either.Just posing confidently.If Lisandro who was super charismatic with a similar song couldn’t win last year i hope Bilal won’t win this year either.
“Is it just me or did I sense homoerotic chemistry between the two everytime they sang to each other?”
Are they brothers ? Cause these boys are SO into each other !
You’re making this sound better very minute.
Bromosexual I’d say.
LOL
No they’ve know each other since kindergarden ;)
That’s what they said in the introduction clip. :)
HMMMMMM interesting. Bet they experimented at least
at least… I think Sasha is the hot one, wanting the girl, cocky and rude, but the other one is bicurious and made him taste c*ck
Which is whoch? Is Sasha the blonde one or the dark one?
Sacha the blonde,Axel the brunette
Thanks, I kind of thought that by the characterizations here / which commenter liked which singer – I’m #teamaxel, of course.
The four that had to pass passed.
I am floored at Aysat being last. That was insanity. It wasn’t perfect, but she carried herself confidently, and it seems her issues were not just on her, as the mic sounded off.
Silvan deserved it as he carried himself with a great live and a cool staging
Bilal was gonna pass duh. It looked good but it needs a lot of work, and maybe a revamp.
Chimene owned this. I doubt her song is the best option, but she ate Florina up.
P.S: Battista is the worst live I heard in this NF season. Bar none. Thank you juries
The amateurism of France TV never stops to amaze me. I dread the year a masterpiece will be sent to Destination Eurovision, get to the contest, win and France TV has to host Eurovision :o
I was given a screen to see how it was turning live at all time, so I saw all the little imperfections, but the sound I hear on youtube is disastrous… sigh…
I will say, you picked the best four that there were all things considered :)
And hopefully the final is more polished.
I’ve always been a strong advocate of 50%-50% system as shown tonight, as both votes were flawed (Lautner for juries, Florina and Aquaviva for televote)… Also, televote’s top 5 were songs 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6… I guess French didnt tune in for the rest honnestly…
French televote has always picked a song that got bottom 5 in eurovision in our NF that’s why internal selection works best for us :/
So there were sound issues hurting some performances.
it was only “very” clear for Florina and Mazy (and NOT Aquaviva who did all this by herself lol)
Aquaviva’s bad vocals were pretty clear. Let’s hope the second semi does not suffer from the same problems; the best songs are there.
Bilal got 27,14% of televoting vs.Chimene’s 20,95%.
The singer got 21% and the positive message had 27%. This is a song contest; Bilal should focus more on the song. Conchita did just that.
It’s not a landslide win with the televoters like it was with the juries who got collectively starstruck by Bilal.So, hope remains he won’t be going to Tel Aviv.
He does not deserve to win with that song. Let’s see what happens. I have to go now. Good night, Dimitri, and everyone else. :)
Good night! :)
+1, Shevek… we always say how it’s usually a deserved recipe for disaster to copy the past year’s winner but this seems a lame attempt at Conchita 2.0 minus the talent or voice. The only positive I can see about this going to Tel Aviv would be that it’d drive the reactionaries nuts.
I agree. Gute nacht. :)
You need at least a modicum of talent to “upset” people. And a message which is something more than “it’s all about me, in front of my mirror I am the king”. That “crown” they made of palms was just so lame, lol.
Agree, Michos – as I think I may have alluded to before, gender fluidity is a real issue but often can also be “I’m interesting, look at me”, Which is fair if it highlights an issue but without talent itfeels more like a cry for attention.
Fluidity is just another millennial catchphrase. Androgyny used to be exciting when it was done by people like Bowie or Freddie Mercury, not a guy with a blond bop who can barely sing :)
Yeah I think the first time I came across the term was during one of Miley Cyrus’s numerous re-inventions; then it popped up more frequently just like being allergic to gluten. Speaking of Freddie – did you see Bohemian Rhapsody and if so, what did you think?
This only makes me appreciate Phoenix even more, which I did already quite a lot. Girly gay boy might be roi amidst his hairspray boys, but to us he came through as epitome of delusional pauper. Then again, don’t think they have given Conchita a second thought. This fashionable cause liberal, is perfect continuation for Mercy. France, the fair minded concious of ESC.
Poor boy, even as die hard guardinistas don’t seem to be hailing for new king.
well the insults in social media are huge here, so it’s a tad annoying to see them continuing on ET to be fair… anyway, France doesn’t care for the contest, so only he and Chimène had a fan base that really voted last night (Bilal is first in youtube views with 300,000 and chimène is at 70,000… remember, we’re a country of 67 million and a lot of these views are European esc fans anyway)… the only thing the social media cared was the gay-moroccan kid and they insult him online! not the best weekend for French esc world if you ask me
Sorry I don’t follow French social media and I didn’t know that I shouldn’t have critisised and analyse this overhyped forerunner here as it seems to me that I’m not only one.
Last night was like BBC and ESC. After contenious good run, France 2 really could have put a bit more effort on the songs. This weekend was self inflicted pain.
Oh yeah, no, I think saying he sucks live is enough, but I don’t think the fact he’s a millenial who believes in this stuff should really be taken into consideration for why he sucks and it should be turned to Fr2 instead
FR2 doesn’t have enough gays in their team. Only virtue hunting leftie straights can fall for this. That’s why the lyrics should be taken into account as well. Phoniex tells exactly the same story, but succesfully. Millenial or not, you should know how to tell your big story to get the message through. Now it turned against itself. It really wasn’t that big or exceptional at all.
Yet the song wasn’t written by delusional teen aspiring to be pop star. MM did it, which make it even more ill fated.
The problems of France are problems of most of the countries. You really don’t get Sergey Lazarevs to participate in this competion. When dealing with youngster, the only way is internal selection and to start very early and nurture and coach the talent. Whisking kids from bushes to stage and expecting them to shine is just silly. It won’t happen.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Conchita was a force of nature and one of the most memorable ESC performances ever (not to mention a very accomplished song both lyrically and in terms of orchestration). If their PR thinks some of ms. Wurst is going to rub into them by wishful thinking, they should think again.
but no one thinks that really: it’s Fr2 look at the delusional artists we had in the competition! it’s just youngsters and wanna-be singers, and just two come-backs of has-been (chimène and emmanuel)! we can’t do better, no one cares here!
our only true option is, like conchita, getting an internal selection
but please remember that before 2014 conchita took part in a poor austrian nf as well with a ridiculously camp and bad song that wouldn’t have been top 10 in esc either!
I remember that. France should go back to internal selection, I agree…
there is no solution, besides a quirky and small nf last year that had a few good surprises (Emmy, Malo, Masoe, Sweem, MM), this year it’s “trying” to be eurovisiony and it fails, and all artists are youngsters way too green for it… and two has beens that will smash the competition vocally but wont bring good music to the table :'(
That being said, they made an effort with the staging this year, which was not the case last year.
Totally agree!
@Hjallis 16:00 +1 … I’m having similar discussion on PB about the fact that viewers and commentators aren’t going to get into some didactic analysis how this is different from Conchita and therefore relevant so lack of voice and performance don’t matter. As for millenials, I’m guessing you had similar work experiences to mine.,. based on that many would rather connect to a YT persona than than the acgtual gay kid right next to them.
I have, unfortunately. If Phoenix is LGBTQ… anthem, Roi is millenial anthem – supercharged exhibitionism meets supercharged exceptionalism with no relevance what so ever, yet demanding us to admire it and buy it in very millenial arrogant and aggressive way. Lacklustre performance only underlined that.
@Hjallis – you were kind in phrasing “without making an effort”, as shown by the singing. My favorite millenial work encounter:
Me: Did you get the research?
Jr marketing manager: Yes, I got this printout from wikipedia for you. Also I can forward the links of my google search if you want.
ROFL Hahhahaahaahaa!
Let’s not diss all millenials though – I’d take Alex/amped up buzzcut guy from Lautner as my personal assistant any time!
LOL Deal, as I would have Sasha!
Fun fact – just noticing that both Alex and Sasha are derivatives of the same name, Alexander.
Ha! Of course! From now on I will use Finnish derivatives Leksa and Santtu (Aleksanteri -> Santeri -> Santtu) of these cute young things!
On a happier note: Dimitris has posted the link with the complete A Dal 19 line-up:
I have to find the time to go through all of them. What I heard sounds promising. :)
P.S. – France has dodged a couple of bullets this evening. Let’s hope for the best next week.
Oliver Berkes, yesyes and Mocsok 1 Kölykök have songs that I like very much and there were a couple more I enjoyed as well, if I remember correctly.
Ugh. To be honest, I’m glad I didn’t watch the show yesterday. I just checked the performances and most of them are disappointing. First of all, I don’t understand why Naestro got the last place. I know his performance wasn’t that good, but the last place? :( Anyway, I’m happy with the Top 4. But after the live performances, my initial ranking has turned upside down LOL.
1. Silvàn Areg – “Le petit Nicolas” 7/10 (I still think that the song is not that strong, but he delivered an amazing performance. He’s very charismatic and the staging is on point. I think that it would stand out in Tel Aviv.)
2. Bilal Hassani – “Roi” 7/10 (I really like the song despite the clichéd English lyrics. But that performance wasn’t impressive tbh. Perhaps my expectations were too high Idk. Hopefully, there will be some improvements in the final because for now, it seems like a runaway winner.)
3. Aysat – “Comme une grande” 6/10 (I like HER!! She’s so cute. The song is good too. I think that there were some sound issues because I can barely hear her in some parts of the performance. I don’t understand why it came last with televoting.)
4. Naestro – “Le brasier” 6/10 (God, I love this song. But that performance wasn’t really good. :/ His vocals weren’t as good as I expected and I don’t really like the weird gestures he’s doing on stage. I’m so disappointed. Nevertheless, he DID NOT deserve the last place IMO.)
5. Chimène Badi – “Là-haut” 5/10 (The vocals were really good. But the song is just forgettable and that staging wasn’t good either. I expected that she would free herself from that cube, but she stayed there during the whole performance. She deserves much more than she has tbh.)
6. Mazy – “Oulala” 4/10 (I like the overall performance. But I don’t like this song at all. It’s tad repetitive and kinda annoying. What a waste of talent.)
7. Lautner – “J’ai pas le temps” 3/10 (The song was really enjoyable. But the performance is terrible. The staging is too busy, there’s too much going on and the vocals are bad.)
8. Battista Acquaviva – “Passiò” 3/10 (What have you done, Battista? I expected an amazing live performance from her and she literally butchered the song. LOL I actually knew this was going to bad once I saw the half-naked men on the stage. xD)
9. Florina – “In the Shadow” 2/10 (The song was good. But the performance was terrible. Ugh. It was just cringy.)
I hope that there will be much better entries in the second semifinal.
For anyone intersted (Hjallis, 4porcelli), LAUTNER have an official clip for their DE entry :P
Thanks, Donnie – a visual treat! Ive to say the clip from yesterday’s performance – two good-looking guys with so-so voices moving around in front of some disconnected sporty background action (no, Hjallis, not that mind of sporty action – unfortunately!) reminded me immediately of Rise up. That was a much better song tho.
Ah, thanks Donny! I did actually watch this yesterday. Shouldn’t have as it just made me even more disappointed on their ”performance”. Then again watching cute puppies trying to do something is always fun.
Song is average, but it could have been very enjoyable 😃
I actually thought their performance was v sexy – the singing was the problem. They should in any case be Bel Amis.
It was sexy alright with all boyish clumsiness and unpopstarness they ooze. Eric Saade is not much of a singer, but he can give hell of a performance of pop star.
Right?! there was a level of innocence which was charming (still glad u prefer pretty-boy over my coked-up trainer-bartender/dealer guy)…. the amazing thing about Eric Saade, like with Samir, is how much make-up SVT must be – regrettably – putting on a guy with Arab roots to look like they never had to shave (i.e. the Sturehof look).
Stureplan look! It refers to all trendy bars and clubs in the area. LOL As for smooth Eric I think he, quite young, started to put all his weekly allowances in to shaving products for that smooth look.
I think your coked up dealer should have left the sissy violin back home. Imagine him honking merrily a riff with cor anglais and then just prancing around with it.
And hey! Så mycket bättre!
he’s hot :p
Yeah, now he is seriously hot!
I liked him better showered in “Manboy”
Of coursed you did Manboy, could it have been more aptly named, did put Eric forever in my heart 😃
who didn’t jerk off to Manboy?
I could easily give dozen or so familiar names 😃
it’s the Swedish way… they’re all smooth there, no vikings whatsoever (except for the rare case of having a viking in the NF, see Denmark)! I like it that way myself O:)
@Hjallis – all I imagine in my post-29 years of age is Alex jumping around and woof Eric now has some facial hair – the allowance must have increased (Celebrity come dine with me ? Ceklebrity quiz?).
@Morgan – I love you but if you prefer anorexic and smooth you can’t seriously chide Sergey for his allged proclivities (much as I despise Russia)…seriously you know his “best friend” with whom he has the dog snack shop is gonna be at the gym when he’s not makimg doggy treats (no pun intended on that term for once).
Poor boys pumped into wrong producer 😃
They’ll keep pumping til it works ;)
I’m sure they will! 😃
Trust me, there is lots of hairy Swedes. Even blond ones. Have lots of empirical data on this one 😃
I know, I’m saying there’s this ideal on SVT’s MF of hairless guys that… I kinda care for :p
True. You must share the type with CB 😃
OK we can start a discussion about the meaning of smooth here… in this contect I meant clean-shaven face (i.e. Stureplan look) – that doesn’t mean smooth body, as the carefully trimmed legs between the Diesel jeans and the adidas? nike? sneax on top of the short sport sox shows..
In any case, musical theory proves Silvan to be superior to both Bilan and girlwithstrippersinwhiteundoubtedyslightlytransparentpants.
I’m for 100% hairless, except head & pubic hair which I don’t mind
I’m trying to imagine the hystrionics on WiWiblox about Lautner being discarded – of course they’re probably hyperventilating about the winner as he represents what they really really want to do as opposed to Lautner both of whom would be guys they would pay.
They need that Ri-ri-ri-rise till we fall producer like Jack and Jack (what a name – unintentionally ironic? Really??)
LOL i’m glad they will come up as most discussed French hopefuls in ET this year of all the places 😃
You forgot Michos. He started this all 😃
Michos is touching himself while watching his VFoS entry :P
Another Matter of Time moment! He’s so sensual, our Michos 😃
You mean Belgium 18 matter of time? Is he dressed in black singing with his mousy voice? :P
You have forgotten? Not Sennek, no! The song. In the first comments Michos imagined himself touching himself in the lobby of luxorious hotel while Matter of Time played on pa. It was a very good description!
Lol ! Totally missed that :)
You must have been busy with your excels! It was recuring joke for sometime 😃
MIchos will be forgiven… being Greek he is bound to have designer stubble 20 minutes after accidentally shaving! BTW prefer ur new Avatar – less cartoon, more doable!
ROFL and cheers!
I of course meant Michos started Lautner Boys mania!
I did start it, but those boys were so bad and clumsy on stage last night, it even put me off from any self-love :-P Perhaps I should sue them for suppressing my serotonin levels or something?
Sennek – I still listen to her song God bless her, but needless to say her performance had similar effects to my earlier enthusiasm :-P
Cum oooon Michos, they were unable to sing but they weren’t clumsy – don’t tell me you didn’t like the 1-on-1 (inter)action!
That was so much calculated to get what France2 thinks is the “core” Eurovision audience…Just like Acquaviva’s hunks who were voguing and posing in a manner completely irrelevant to the music. Fakery ain’t sexy.
The more subtlee Lautner were indeed substantially sexier and touchable than the stripper song (whatever it was called – was this France or Azerbeijan?). Prime example of objectively attractive but unsexy / 1-night-stand where you give the wrong phone number material.
Kudos to F2 for actually thinking about the presentation though; mostly didn’t work probably due to unique ánd to me incomprehensible FRench style but they did try. which is more than can be said about other countries. Also please a Lautner behind-the-scenes video.
Ah, I found them being totally out of place and out of their depth quite charming in most ”boys, come to Daddy” way 😃
What’s wrong with “boys, come to Daddy”? Just a theoretical question for a much older friend of mine.
Nothing! If your older friend is inshape, strongly built and bearded he has nothing to worry about! And if shaven, tell him if you grow it, they will come 😃
I’m at that age I’m too old to be twink too young to be a daddy :'(
You’ll appreciate it more after waiting it for awhile. It’s actually pretty fantastic 😃
Bearded/stubbled/’stache is OK for me so I guess Im the more versatile one – win! The wall! I do prefer guys round my age with stubble/stache/beard. Wouldn’t turn away Lautner’s Alex tho! Of course my ethnnic preference pretty much ensures stubble lol.
Do you still touch yourself when you listen to Sennek’s song? 😃
I told you what an effect her live had on my enthousiasm ;)
Yes you did. You started with touching and you still listen to it. I started with deep affection and couldn’t have listen listen to it single time after finals. 😃
As Donnie said, I have found better touch-on music! :-P
KTel would have bought this concept. “Touch on! Music to touch yourself. As advertised on tv!” 😃
@Hjallis – K-Tel, OK we’re def around the same age – you guys had Ariola up there too?
Comme Une Grande is the only song I listen today :)
If it was Comme UN GRAND, it could be a Lautner title! I actually kinda like the studio version enough to put it on my gym playlist; Silvan was my favorite though (i.e. the cute mal singer who could sing).
I think there were some sound issues. Hopefully she will improve in the Final! Silvan was my runner up yesterday ;)
BTW Donnie – veering off-topic, imagine! – did you ever get to check out the movie Apartment zero?
Not yet, but I’ve already put it in my watchlist along with 37 others :p :o
I really think you’d like it, it’s an underappreciated gem – let me know if you need a link.
I’m using your czech help :P
A reminder of an earlier era – I can never tell if it’s Czech or Slovak. The gay-themed flics are more likely to gave CZ subs tho!
Just checked entries. Poor semifinal some vocals were abysmal. Lautner were better of all. Bilal is overhyped and banal. I needed Bilal to appreciate Conchita’s charisma, vocals…I hope 2nd semi will be stronger and France won’t disappoint this year either.
Armenian David Tserunyan is a part of inernational jury as you can see..also Sanja Vucic our representative form 2016! :D
But I’m disappointed in the NF for now!. :(
On the other hand i find my fave pre esc entry for now, it is in Ukraine – Kira Mazur “Dihati”! <3
Bilal’s performance video has reached 1.2 mil views in a day and is trending in Belgium as well lol (number 12 on YouTube trends currently).