ETSC – Every year, the summer is the calm after the storm so it’s the perfect time to resume the highly anticipated the Eurovision Times Song Contest! Each one of you can represent an European country and get to send a song and then vote in a fake Eurovision! 43 of you entered for the August 2017 edition and a random draw will be made soon! Discover the draw as soon as it’s released!
Each summer, a good number of regular readers stay around for different reasons (they don’t get breaks from work or don’t go on holidays…) but there aren’t much news to keep us going. So the last few years we introduced all sort of games. The Eurovision Times Awards (Fridas) and the Douze Points Trivia Quiz kept us going in 2013 and Fridas have made come-backs the past four years. Three years ago, a lot of you asked for a fake Eurovision where each one of us would send songs and get to vote. And that was it: the Eurovision Times Song Contest, from then on known as ETSC.
We’ve therefore had 7 editions of ETSC, two in 2014: July 2014 and August 2014, both won by France; the third edition was held in July 2015 and won by the United-Kingdom; the fourth edition was held in Augusut 2015 and was won by Austria; the fifth edition was held in July 2016 and was won by Israel; the sixth edition was held in August 2016 and won by Denmark. Last month, the 7th edition took place and crowned France’s Juliette Armanet with “L’Amour En Solitaire“. For more information, you can discover our new page dedicated to the contest, with its history, all songs participating and the rankings here. You can also find it by clicking on the “Specials” section of the site, in the top menu in the red box, just under the site’s name. “ETSC 8 – August 2017” will be officially held in Paris and as for venue, it’ll be the Palais des Sports! The logo for it is inspired by the winner again:
After a first round open for people to sign up with a country and send a song, we got 43 people in. Songs will be revealed Saturday night. In the meantime, to keep us busy, I made a random draw. I also made personal postcards for each entry which will be revealed along with the songs. Everyone can request to see their own postcards for now.
Does the draw really matter? Maybe so, after all #1 and #12 spots both got Top 3 in the first two editions! In ETSC 1 France won going as #12 while Norway was runner-up going as #1. In ETSC 2 the United-Kingdom went as #12 to achieve second place and Bosnia & Herezgovina finished 3rd going first! Last edition, draw #1 confirmed with a third second place (Norway ETSC 1, Sweden in ETSC 5 and Netherlands in ETSC 7), while Italy finished third at draw… #11! Close but not quite! But in an online game, people get to listen multiple times to the songs, and in any order they want. So it’s quite possible to say that the draw is more of a gimmick than a true influence on the results.
However, since this is a blind edition, knowing the draw means knowing the countries that will participate! So, here’s the draw:
1 | Ireland | |
2 | Lithuania | |
3 | Belarus | |
4 | Israel | |
5 | Iceland | |
6 | Bosnia & Herzegovina | |
7 | Czech Republic | |
8 | Morocco | |
9 | Greece | |
10 | Turkey | |
11 | Netherlands | |
12 | Poland | |
13 | Sweden | |
14 | Egypt | |
15 | Portugal | |
16 | Armenia | |
17 | Cyprus | |
18 | United-Kingdom | |
19 | Austria | |
20 | Russia | |
21 | Italy | |
22 | Finland | |
23 | Latvia | |
24 | Montenegro | |
25 | Switzerland | |
26 | Hungary | |
27 | Serbia | |
28 | Estonia | |
29 | Romania | |
30 | Spain | |
31 | France | |
32 | Ukraine | |
33 | Albania | |
34 | Belgium | |
35 | Croatia | |
36 | Australia | |
37 | Norway | |
38 | Germany | |
39 | Slovakia | |
40 | Bulgaria | |
41 | Lebanon | |
42 | Malta | |
43 | Denmark |
Lol. We have no names, we are numbers. I’m Number 6…….what number are you?
Anyone spot the reference?
Lol……someone gets it!
😃
Back off!!!
No, you back off!
LOL I’ve never expected it.
Neither did I 😃
That’s a band…doesn’t count!
Says a cake!!!
Says an El Salvodarian mafia!!!!
Too funny. 😂
Aw Mermaid……happy birthday! Here’s our No.6 to you!
Full monty!!!!
Lol……not quite. Morgan would ban me if I posted one of those “full monty’s” full frontal!
😂
some things are meant to stay in our imagination
See Mermaid…….look how fast he’s on my case. 😂
No. 327…
Trying to confuse us Anders? No 327, or No 2………which is it? Is the chicken a clue?
Who knows? Maybe there isn’t a meaning?
You like riddles and quizzes, I think there must be some meaning. 😀
3+2+7=#12
That was easy!!!
Hm, we shall see…
Or maybe just No. 2…
❤️💪🏼💥
Here we go! Nice to see some comebacks, I kind of missed Latvia. :)
You had a draw party and didn’t invite me? :(
But yay I like my place a lot, gracias!
LOL Estonia got the same spot when I used to be Estonia in ETSC6
Let’s hope it’s equally good! My 7 points at that contest :)
<3
According to the draw on ETSC7, the podium will be: Portugal, Ireland, The Netherlands.
Let’s see if the draw can help on predicting results.
Here are all the podiums from every ETSC edition. I added the country that occupies that position on ETSC8.
ETSC1
1st (#12) Poland
2nd (#01) Ireland
3rd (#16) Armenia
ETSC2
1st (#27) Serbia
2d (#12) Poland
3rd (#01) Ireland
ETSC3
1st (#31) France
2nd (#17) Cyprus
3rd (#28) Estonia
ETSC4
1st (#3) Belarus
2nd (#35) Croatia
3rd (#29) Romania
ETSC5
1st (#10) Turkey
2nd (#1) Ireland
3rd (#22) Finland
ETSC6
1st (#19) Austria
2nd (#08) Morocco
3rd (#16) Armenia
ETSC7
1st (#15) Portugal
2nd (#1) Ireland
3rd (#11) The Netherlands
Will this predict that Ireland (3 times on the podium), Poland and Armenia (both twice) will do pretty good?
Obviously they mean nothing sweetie
Mermaid, don’t be so unbeleiving :-)
I hope Morgan takes good note of this and check it later when we’ll have the results.
1st (#3) Belarus
2nd (#35) Croatia
3rd (#29) Romania
that would definitely be a surprise and prove etsc can vote for other countries!
Finland is the only nordic one! #1 has been second three times but never gave a win yet! but you made it a mistake, it’s 4 times as it was also third in ETSC 2!
You’re right: Ireland was 4 times Top3!
well, no. Draw #1 :p
but Ireland got 4th in etsc 1, and we have a few Irishmen in ETSC playing!
Really? I only know Martin.
Luke too.
What about Cathal and Caolán, aren’t they Irish? With such great Irish names they must be!
Cathal is Irish for sure. Caolan I don’t know but possibly!
He must be. Caolán’s not a name well-known outside the Gàidhealtachd (sorry boys, Gaeltacht).
Maybe, yes. I never talked to them.
I haven’t either, I haven’t seen them on here.
Maybe they’re Martin’s alter-egos :-)
We’d have to ask Martin.
Offaly man here 👋🏻 :)
Hey, Cathal!
Hi PJ 👋🏻 I’m the worst with keeping up the comments here 😂
LOL, I like to take a break from time to time too.
Happy with your draw?
Hey Cathal, right in the heart of Ireland. We figured you had to be Irish with that name. 😀
Yeah a very Irish name tbh 😂 Probably a tough one for any of the non-Irishmen to pronounce
How do you pronounce it? The “th” silent?
I hope Cathal reads your question, David. It appears as a question for me.
Yes, I see he answered below.
I’ll have to do with my draw won’t I pj ;)
you like yours?
Yes, I’m pleased with mine. But, well, the songs is really what matters here… don’t you agree?
(Caw-hol) yeah silent “th”
Probably the best way to describe it 😂
oh WOW! you were like a Catal à la Barcelona here for me :p
Yeah totally agree pj! Last edition I kinda flopped so I’ve definitely gone out of my comfort zone this time! It’s ok Morgan. it’s no the first time being mispronounced 😂
I can imagine most non-Irish people mispronoucing it.
That’s how I thought it was pronounced. Irish and Gaelic dont translate very well to English. I’ve the same problem with mine.
Cathal actually translates to “Strong in Battle” in English I think! Which is nice! Its cool when a name has a meaning to it! Like a lot of Irish names!
“Morgan” is a Breton name that means “Born from the sea” :)
Thats what I’m talking my about! Love it ❤️
Mine is pretty boring compared to you two. It means “Beloved”
Dhabhidh?
Yes………Dhaibhidh translates as David, which of course was originally a Hebrew name.
The Gaelic version “Dhaibhidh” is hard to pronounce. It’s not pronounced as you would expect
I didn’t know that. I would pronouce it almost like David, but with a “b”. Is Gaelic in Scotland completely different than Gaelic in Ireland? I mean, could you and Cathal understand each other not using English?
Scottish Gaelic and Irish Gaeilge have been compared with Scandinavian similarities in, say Norwegian to Danish (as I understand it).
Yes, there are very strong similarities though the pronunciations are completely different……and some words are different too.
It’s impossible to use English pronunciation to tackle Gaelic (or Gaeilge)……the alphabet is different too. (Only 18 letters in Gaelic, 26 in English). Dh at start of my name is pronounced like a “G”. Dhai is like “G-eye”. The bh in middle of word is pronounced like “V” and the ending idh is aspirated…..so “bhidh” is like vayhh. It’s a minefield lol
Reading Scottish Gaelic I could recognise some words but not completely understand it
I see, Cathal, thank you.
Well guys, I must go now. See you all tomorrow for the big show!
Likewise Cathal, I can recognise some Irish words and understand them. Love driving in Ireland, trying to recognise some of the placenames and directions on signposts. lol
Oidhche mhath, PJ 🙂
Hey Morgan, I know you can jump in on these threads at any time (we plebs cant do that). Interesting you mention Morgan being a Breton name, yet we (in UK) know Morgan as both a first and/or a surname traditionally from Wales. Both Welsh and Breton (and Cornish too) all share the same Celtic-Brythonic root language. “Môr” I believe is Welsh for “sea”.
indeed! it’s very celtic
Morgan as surname.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_(surname)
Here, the name “born by the sea” in Breton got very famous and important since the legend of King Arthur in Middle Ages, where he defeats the witch Morgan!
Yes, I know the story well. I find the whole migration of people and languages across centuries fascinating, and how they’ve morphed to what they are now.
Before the AngloSaxon tribes invaded from Germany and Denmark turning the south and east “Anglish”, the British tribes all spoke a form of Old Welsh, from Cornwall to the Central Belt of Scotland between Glasgow and Edinburgh. So those legends of Arthur dominate those early Brythonic languages and placenames from Tintagel in Cornwall to Arthur’s Seat, Edinburgh (Din Eidyn in Old Welsh). No-one knows for sure if there ever was an Arthur, but many writings and passed down stories re-tell stories of his heroism against the Roman invaders……and of course his defeat of Morgan le Fay (sorceress)
Oh my, Quentin Bigot! :P <3
4th in the end! but a great result for him, after a good contest with a lot of 77m shots!
LOL!Watching i thought this should be Oxi’s date.
:P It seems you know my taste in men as much as the one in music :)
Watching the World Championship,i realise how much i really don’t like the London weather.Give me Greek summer heat anytime.
It’s very rainy indeed… England is having so far a worse championships: one gold and five 4th place, when France has one bronze and only three 4th places lol
It’s all about Mo Farah for them.
weird, when you compare to their 2012 Olympics results… they did the same in cycling where they had amazing Olympics and almost never did anything in the World championships…
Gt Britain and N.Ireland if you dont mind please Morgan. As far as I’m aware England are not participating at these world championships as they’re not recognised as a sovereign nation…….yet!
True! My bad. Since perfidous albion, France usually just says “England” by msitake!
You’re forgiven…….frustratingly, there’s nothing more guaranteed to annoy the Scots, Welsh and N.Irish than when the red, white and blue of the union flag gets referred to as “england” and sadly it’s a global (and domestic) laziness, or ignorance.
I even had to reprimand an English relative one time when he referred to one of the Olympics as “England have just won 3 Gold medals this morning”…….to which I reminded him England are not represented but if he wanted to be specific, then to correct him “2 Golds were won by Scotland and 1 Gold was won by Wales”.
Im annoyed when it says GB&NI instead of UK, I mean they’re not legally the same things since it’s different sport federation, but in the real world, they’re the same people
Different thing again I’m afraid, lol. GB and NI is not the same as UK. United Kingdom only refers to the 2 “once equal” Kingdoms of Scotland and England in union. Britain is ONLY England and Wales. Great Britain is England, Wales and Scotland which of course is also the geographical term for the main island. Wales is a principality, and N.Ireland is a province. The full title is United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Headache yet? 😂
Here, try this one……this explains it quite funnily.
Well sure, on a legal term, but still when people say “UK” it’s short for “United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland” so saying “Great Britain and Northern Ireland” instead of “United-Kingdom” is nit picking imo.
But legally it’s correct, like it or not, lol. But as you fell into the trap, you shortened even UK into just one constituent nation, England.
I like it simple, we aint the Helvetic Confederation or the Russian Federation. We’re plain old France :p
I like it simple too…….. you’re lucky. Vive la France!
Ok Mr Webmaster, I have to get some sleep, I’m up early and I’m out all day tomorrow (today).
Oidhche mhath Morgan (Scot’s Gaelic)
Oíche mhaith Morgan (Irish Gaeilge)
Nos da Morgan (Welsh)
Nos dha Morgan (Cornish)
……..or just plain old Good Night Morgan!
I’ve just emailed you btw
“bonne nuit” would have worked too :o
I thought you might have wanted me to respond in Breton…… I dont know Breton.
the French nationalism is very odd: but here Paris dominates the whole country and has killed all regional languages, which are NOT recognized in any way (France has not ratified Europe’s treaty on local dialects and languages!!)
For real? London tried the same for 300 years, they nearly succeeded in eradicating the Celtic languages, but we’re fighting back. Killing off these languages is appalling, we dont know what discoveries are around the corner that would open our minds to more of life on earth……think Rosetta Stone.
Paris won. The folklore is now in the cuisine, traditions, everything, but not in the language! havent you noticed there are almost no accents even in France-French? only a bit in the south (east and west)… Bretons dont speak with an accent at all :o
Yes I had noticed……… and very sad for those minor languages, but you’re right about the current folklore. What I find strange in France is if they’re determined to keep the other languages obscure, can they not see their hypocrisy over Americanisms and the use of English words in everyday French?
Hint: If you look at the first half of the draw, by Ireland…
…then the second, by Denmark…
You can kind of ubicate my entry in that range :D
Off topic: Poor Gesa Felicitas Krause. Such bad luck being broght to the ground by a competitor and then being knocked against the head by sb else’s knee and being stepped onto the ankle by another competitor. I am very proud that the finished the race and came a heroic 9th, surpassing so many others. It also shows in what a fantastic shape she was. She said before the race that she was going for a medal again. She tried to keep composure during the interview after the race but finally burst into tears.
You might suspect by now that GFK is my favourite German athlete. :)
If anyone wants to fill a complaint, here’s Selena’s answer:
http://img.diply.com/article-images/a/e5611b29-b1a0-485c-86f6-0c033389fb24.jpg?impolicy=desktop
Is she drinking water? I’ve heard that many cats love to do that, but not mine.
they love running water, it’s fresh and moving, like in nature I guess!
My cat likes the water that’s been left on the floor after I’ve had a shower. Water mixed with shampoo is apparently quite tasty.
but you can see the cat ignoring the water fountain purposely there for her and preferring the faucet lol
My cat just shows some curiosity with the running water from the shower, but doesn’t get much closer… just curiosity. As for my dog, the only water she stands is rain…
I had a jack russell who loved taking bath :p
Tomorrow at 9PM CET?
Tomorrow at 9pm CET.
See the one in my profile photo? He loves drinking running water and makes you turn the tap on😊
Zip-zip too? :-) I guess my Gatinha is the only one not enjoying that sensation…
Yes,zip-zip…Gatinha is a nice name…
Zip-zip is the name of a very famous tv show in RTP during the late sixties…
Really?😊It is actually Zıp-Zıp meaning hopper,jumper…he used to be a very hyperacrive cat
Yes, I understand, it’s a great name for a pet and I’m sure there are many Zip-zips around here as well, but in Portugal everyone will associate Zip-zip with that tv show.
Hey, dont cheat on Selena!
I have only had half an eye on the championships. Must admit I’m kind of bored with athletics…
I haven’t been following neither. I don’t turn the tv on for almost a week…
Does anybody want to apply? September 15th is the deadline:
http://www.rtp.pt/antena1/os-dias-da-radio/formulario-festival-da-cancao-2018_9859
Selena gave us the task to seal the envelopes with the names of the countries each HoD will represent.You can rest assured that we didn’t take a peek.lol:
Such nice colours.
That’s oddly relaxing!
It wasn’t that relaxing when i saw who’s behind each country. :P
Lol……nervous now?
No.Now,i’m relaxed. ;)
Ok, so now you know who’s who. Who should we watch out for?
Be patient.Soon,you’ll know.lol
I think what’s funny is, those who’ve been doing this from the start of the contests all know the music tastes of the others and so can pinpoint reasonably well who will bring what.
It’s not so easy as my previous experience with FDLC has shown.
I seem to remember you did pretty well in that blind edition.
Indeed.It was my best result.I hope that doesn’t mean people don’t like me.lol
Really? I thought you had won FDLC before? Well on that basis, you might be the winner. I like you Dimi…….I cant speak for the rest. 😀
lol.No,i haven’t won anything yet but i don’t really mind,either.
You did great in ETSC!
Those were the days when i could claim my top choice. :’/ :P
How well did he do?
I have one bronze with Iceland from ETSC#3.Wow.that sounds like i’m competing in the World championship. :D
That’s great, and against so many in this competition. Lol……well it is kind of a championship.
Isnt the last one the sigil for House Stark?
Yes,it is!The North always remembers.
Lol, yes we do! 😀
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4857264/
Quite good
I haven’t heard of it, have you seen it in the cinema ?
Yes, just. Nice plot with twists
What I like most!!!
I believe you will like it.
By the description sounds interesting. Btw where do you find so many foreign language movies there ? :o Here we rarely have any..
I dunno. Maybe the city of Athens loves European cinema? :P
That’s great!
Actually it’s the second Spanish movie I’ve watched this week :P
Last movie I saw at the cinema was Atomic Blonde last week.
Have you seen “The Beguiled”? I want to try it. Dino said he liked it
I didn’t appear here (at least not in my city).. but I’m curious too about it.
Btw, I’m not Spain in ETSC 8. Or maybe I am ? :P
Hmm :P
Ah, it’s almost time! I’m feeling oddly confident in my chances, for once. Hopefully all of you are as well. ˆ-ˆ
This blackout situation is getting on my nerves.
Galf ym ni ruoloc eno nath erom s’ereht.
.seirtnuoc 34 htiw su sevael tahT .Taht naht retteb od ot evah ll’uoY .Ysae oot tsuj s’taht 😀
LOL
Ytekcinrep os gnieb uoy era yhw?
pernickety is a word?
Such a great word….yes!
Ask David… I didn’t know that word neither… have you seen my pernicketies, Morgan?
I dont do dirty! :o
LOL… See? It’s a great word!
😂😂😂 Behave!
ytekcinrep eb ot erutan ym s’tI 😂
Your keyboard stuck?
I’m writing from Australia. 😂
We’re exchanging subliminal messages. :-)
Don’t bend the rules😜
And pernicketies!
Just learned a new world…Is it from Victorian era?😂
Lol……it’s originally a Scottish word adapted into English over time but it does sound like it belongs in the Victorian times…….or in a movie like Lemony Snicket.
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/pernickety
Series od unfortunate events ❤
Exactly. Have you seen it?
Sure! I love it!!!
I loved it too……though I didnt expect to.
It is now TV series
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4834206/
I started to watch it when it came out but to be honest I couldnt get into it. Preferred the movie. 🙂
Yes,the movie is the best
I think I watched maybe 10 mins of the tv series, I just got bored with it.
*word
Zorglub language = Belgium (Spirou et Fantasio)?
We’ll see :-)
Ymay agflay ashay oremay anthay oneway olorcay ootay. Atthay
ouldway uleray outway Oldway Ibyalay. OLLAY
ilway atolay Away, ilway atolay Bay :P
That’s my full name
LOOOOL
Still singing Amanda Lear? :-)
That chorus is what gave it 5 points :P
Very catchy indeed! Baustelle thanks you!
Listening to “Bohemian Rhapsody” atm. Still a timeless masterpiece.
❤
Timeless ❤
Beware!Things may be not like what they appear to be in this edition:
LOL seperated by birth
*may not be like
Eeek, that’s horrific. Nightmare stuff.
You scared me, Dimitris… LOL
It could be a scary edition.lol
lol
My flag contains one or more of the following:
Red, white, blue. :O
US kids trying Greek food with vegetables:
poor kids! Michael Moore made a visit in French cafeteria and was shocked lol:
American kids just, don’t really know what taste is anymore. In the US, food is so very sterilized: in every show you hear of “lactose intolerant” people, I never heard of any lactose intolerant person in France, where we eat cheese daily…
True that there’s a sort of obsession nowdays but in this video most of the kids seem to actually enjoy the food.
Coz they’re still kids so they get to try and enjoy new stuff, but if they only eat the american stuff…
Has anyone watched The Invisible Guest (Spanish movie)
Would you please suggest something similar to that?
Razvan and Donnie were writing about it… I haven’t see it but maybe (MAAAYBE) you will like this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937149/
And for some strange reason “The Secret In Their Eyes” has been on my mind this week. Hopefully the experts can give us their opinions :)
I expect some unexpected twist at the ending
Just watched it yesterday.
If you are into “similar” stuff, I would also suggest :
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4058500/?ref_=nv_sr_1
I haven’t seen it yet, but here’s another Spanish movie that I liked a lot:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1242422/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Nice choice ;)