ETSC – Every year, the summer is the calm after the storm so it’s the perfect time to resume the highly anticipated the Eurovision Times Song Contest! 45 of you entered for the August 2016 edition and the voting went on for ten days! And the results are in and we have a winner!
Each summer, a good number of regular readers stay around for different reasons (they don’t get breaks from work or don’t go on holidays…) but there aren’t much news to keep us going. So the last few years we introduced all sort of games. The Eurovision Times Awards (Fridas) and the Douze Points Trivia Quiz kept us going in 2013 and Fridas have made come-backs the past four years. Two years ago, a lot of you asked for a fake Eurovision where each one of us would send songs and get to vote. And that was it: the Eurovision Times Song Contest, from then on known as ETSC.
After a first round open for people to sign up with a country and send a song, we got 45 people in, with a few of our regulars missing (Cathal, Mermaid, Jade, Hulluna, Stommie) but still newbies joining! Hopefully, they all will make appearances in comments. But also some people who returned from last summer and from FDLC (Mylor, Ren, Daniel…). Songs were revealed ten days ago, using a random draw with my computer. I also made personal postcards for each entry which will be revealed along with the songs. Everyone can still request to see their own postcards in full size.
Results lasted for 4h! 1327 comments later… You can rewatch the songs by clicking the picture below:
t was two weeks ago that we discovered each song individually in a dramatic night reveal-show. And after that, each of the 44 players cast a vote. All votes are now in and we have a winner (also a full ranking, obviously). So gather around, for “ETSC 6, August 2016″ is about to come to an end!
This sixth event is officially hosted in Jerusalem, Israel after “Gold Shadow” by Asaf Avidan won “ETSC 5, July2016″. A somewhat innovative host, as it’ll be entirely animated by Ari Folman‘s work! The venue was the Al-Hakawati Theater.
Here are the full results (click to see in big):
So the winner is Denmark! The song is “Sky” by Blaue Blume. The Copenhagen-based group was formed in 2014 by Jonas Smith, Søren Jensen Buhl, Peter Bøgvad, Robert Jensen Buhl. Their first album was released early this week and is called “Syzygy“! The winning song is the first single from the album. About the clip, the group talks about it: “We found this old deserted building in the middle of nowhere on one of the bigger islands of Denmark. It seemed like the forest around had somehow absorbed the place over time. Trees and plants grew from cracks in the walls and made the border between nature and this cold industrial aesthetics very blurry. The song itself have a hard time distinguishing dream from reality and therefore we found the place to be an ideal symbol of it. The video was shot in one day and we had very few things planned actually. It was basically all about having fun, filming and then use whatever footage that would come out of it. We had this verse from a poem by Baudelaire called “Le Masque” (The mask) in the back our heads while forming the short narrative story. He describes an allegoric statue in renaissance style.”
It was chosen for this contest by Marc P, who wins it for the second time after finishing 13th and 14th in the last two editions. The winner got points from 23 people out of 43 possible! It got 171pts total, which is 8 points shy from Asaf’s record last edition, and represents 33.1% of possible points (third best to France in ETSC 1 which recieved 47.8% and Israel last edition at 33.9%). This is the third edition won by male vocals in a row, after three wins by female vocals! Here’s the winning clip:
Behind this win, we had the closest contest ever, and it’s only a 1 point difference for the win, a 2 points difference for 3rd place and again a 1 point difference for 5th! This stirs huge controversies in the community, as people feel some HoD prefer voting for some songs not solely based on songs (euphemism). Whether this is true or not, we will never know unless people come out and openly say so. Of course, since we’re a community and we want peace, we’ll settle this later through talk and discussion. You have the right to rise suspicion and we will not pretend they’re not there like the EBU with Azerbaijan’s voting issues… For now, because this is the heat in the moment, nothing else will be decided but that, from now on, editions will go blind as people will NOT know who sent what anymore!
Spain comes second, the best result ever for the country who had never been in the Top 20 before! It’s also Matt’s best result after he was 5th with Germany before! The French pattern is now a thing to watch for, 1st twice in 2014, 2nd twice in 2015, 3rd twice in 2016! A big thanks to all those who voted for France! Spain recieved as many 12 as Denmark, as both got 5, but Spain got points from one country more. France got points from 22 countries, so more than half too! France’s 131 pts is a big record for 3rd, and would be second last month! But United-Kingdom did great as well, as it got 129pts, the highest ever for 4th! The Top 4 were predicted right only by one person, Donnie! No other songs made it pass 100pts but Finland (98 points), Germany (97 points) and Israel (94 points) made a great battle for 5th, as all three come within 4pts to one another. The lower Top 10 is completed by Bosnia & Herzegovina, a true ETSC darling, Belgium (only song in the Top 10 for Robert) and Estonia who gets its first Top 10 placing ever, for Pablo who joined last month and was last there! Congratulations to them all! The 8th-10th was correctly predicted, not in the right order, by Ren! Ren’s Sweden which was predicted 13th and came as a shocking last! The entire Top 8 HoD have already been in the Top 5 and out of them all only Matt D with Spain got his best result ever!
Coming up, results of prediction game! The real top 10 to guess was: Denmark, Spain, France, United-Kingdom, Finland, Germany, Israel, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Belgium and Estonia. The points are awarded if you got a country in the Top 10 right, and the closest you are to the real placing, the more points you get! The Top 4 in prediction was Top 4 even though in the exact reverse order! Anyway no big surprises out there this time! Greece and Norway are again the Top 2 countries predicted to do Top 10, like last edition, and failed (13th and 14th). Not many people predicted Estonia, Latvia and Algeria above them! So the results: Donnie wins it again, like ETSC 4 with a new record of 400pts! Then follow: David (372 pts), Anders and Dimitris tie (341 pts), Ren (331 pts), Dino (330 pts), Pablo (320 pts), Razvan (310 pts), Franco (301 pts), Gregor (299 pts), Tecku (283 pts), Elmar (276 pts), Guitar (267 pts), Rob (265 pts), Matt (260 pts), Oxi (257 pts), Bay (228 pts), Martin (213 pts), Arpatilaos (195 pts)!
As for “ETSC 7 – July 2017″, it will be officially held in Copenhagen’s Concert Hall. So we move North for the first time. The logo for it is inspired by the winner again, using bits of the Single’s cover:
The director-General of the NTU in Ukraine has just anounced that Dnipro is out of the race for hosting the 2017 contest. It is now officially between Kiev and Odessa. He says they may need another week to come up with a final decision.
Those Potemkin steps:
Thoes tunnels!
According to a Ukrainian MP,Odessa is the preferred option of EBU and according to the NTU director general both cities have disadvantages that’s why they need more time to decide.On the other hand,a rather irritated by the delay Vitali Klitschko asks what or who prevents the final announcement.
indeed, I am hoping Odessa will win, to keep you up to date on ESC stuff, I was out the other night during our fiesta with a lot of my good friends, including one of my best friends Denise and her 2 kids, she is Denise Isherwood Thorne, as in her brother wrote the UK song in 2003 that came last, in the end her brother so didn’t like the song he sent my dear friend Denise to Latvia, and she is there in the row flying the British flag! and thus we are together in Barcelona to talk about it
if you don’t believe me , can get you in contact my dear Denise
lol!I believe you. :)
indeed it’s true, her brother wrote the song but he sent her to Latvia to represent the UK, she told me she had a great time despite the nul points,now Denise is one of my best fiends here in Barcelona !
Denise is one of my bestest friends of all time :-)!
kiev then I guess, though have visited Odessa myself , some years ago,like Toggie I think and really loved it (it felt a lot different from being in Kiev), like the same in my experience of Eastern Europe
Melodifestivalen has became major trend setter this week in Pop Universe. Cutest boy Zayn Malik is channeling both Sanna and Danny in his new video at the same time. Straight into #1 in US dance club chart.
Maybe they could have tried to squeeze in Manboy Eric too.
This video has been out for months, have they just released it in the US?
By the way, you were right. His album is very good.
My bad, it went finally number one this week. Still, he is emulating Sanna and Danny 😃
Yeah, album is very good, shame it wasn’t as big success as expected.
No album sells anything these days.
They still sell, though not as much they used to and still some albums do well and become big albums and some don’t. Zayn’s album was proceed with US, UK and international number one hit and expectations were set accordingly. Album was also cleverly marketed. Still it sank out of top ten in second week and sink further on third.
Album got exceptionally good reviews for ex boybander. It’s beautifully produced album with very current soundscape, sort of a poppier little brother of Weeknd. And that’s the core of the problem. Malik lost lots of One Direction fans, but he couldn’t get new older audience in. Justin Bieber’s album for older audience succeed in that perfectly. Sales in USA are 1.6 and still going with string of big hits.
Zayn’s second and third single tracks flopped as well. For album to do well, it needs at least three hit tracks. That’s how the sales go over 500000 and more and album will stay in top 10 for several months and more.
Same thing happened to yet another album by pop prince with great expectations, Nick Jonas. His album is very good too, but he couldn’t just yet escape the teeny popper position.
As pop stardom is more and more about a big narrative, a real life soap, happening in social media, both Zayn and Nick are doing very well at the moment. Nick is in arena tour in US with Demi Lovato, his fellow Disney star who also suffered bad performing album a while ago. One could argue that in some way the social media chart in Billboard is the most important one at the moment. Still I would argue, that for long lasting carreer in music you need good well performing albums. They are the hangers of career. And hit tracks too.
Well he should hire you as his publicist because I listened to ti this summer partly thanks to you and I loved it (up until the middle anyway)! I am also a fan of both Nick Jonas albums.
Still, music sales are quite terrible across the board:
I’m a fan of Nick’s both albums too. And Nick is also my number one pop hottie at the moment. Will see him live in Los Angeles later this year. Love his D’Squared styling.
You are fourth person I managed to sell Zayn to. Obviously you have to be a fan to do that.
Record sales are down, but still it’s the record companies that make the stars. They got the know how and means to do it. They know the product development.
Drake opened with 825000 copies. You usually can’t get number one in US under 100 000 sales. There are different kind of weeks. July is a very slow month with new releases everywhere.
I very seldom watch videos. I saw pic of it today in Billboard.
According to my sources you have set eyes on Canada. Is this true :p ?
You mean for FdlC?
Yes.
😶
I am rooting fro Canada well ;)
Really? My song is obviously better than yours. And I got faster phone 😃
Searching for my ETSC6 soulmate, I see that I have voted for more songs in common with Tehoe (Romania): A total of six, including my entire top-5 (Spain, Belgium, Turkey, Estonia and the UK) plus the amazing and completely overlooked song from Slovenia. I also have five in common with Gregor (Germany), Franco (Italy) and Rob (Belgium). Out of these, nobody voted for my song and I only voted for Belgium.
On the other end of the scale I have exactly zero choices in common with Mark D (UK), Ren (Sweden) and Tecku (Poland).
Are you in for ETSC 6?
speaking of which, I updated the page and it has all info if people want more stats: https://eurovisiontimes.wordpress.com/specials/etsc/
Thanks Morgan! I hope you are feeling better since our last chat.
Already checking for typo/statistics mistakes :P
Btw did you work on ETSC countries stats? It would be fun :P
I did all country stats and HoD stats but didn’t feel like the forum cooled enough for it lol
Try countries stats first :P
Should I?
I believe it’s ok !;)
You can still mail them to me :P
I only spotted Albenia :P
must be the French in me!
Lol ! Still stucked in this edition !
I meant Fdlc 14
I don’t know, I will probably be a silent watcher to see if I like it first? No Morgan being such an excellent host and no Europe only are big disincentives :) I am too lazy to look for stuff around the world, the thought exhausts me already lol. On the other hand I can always try my luck with say, France to see how it goes if nobody else wants it? I am of two minds about it.
Well, you can still try Europe especially the very popular countries you can’t get at ETSC. I suggest you should give it a try. It’s calmer with less songs that are being revealed throughout the week. No marathons either!
Hmmm. It says country selection is today…
Yes ! Same procedure as ETSC. Just send your top 5 of countries to fetedelachanson@gmx.com (Patrick).
Well I saw no mail address on that post, so I was wondering how it is done. Oh I don’t know, kind of silly to do that all year round isn’t it? I think I will be a silent watcher in this edition to see if I like the musical ambience.
There will only be editions from September to January. It will be nice to have you around whenever you decide!!!
So five monthly editions then? Ok now it is too soon after ETSC to digest it all, so I will check out this month’s edition and see if I’ll be interested for the following ones.
But please don’t pick Norway :P
7 with Rob (voted each other)
6 with Tehoe (no points exchanged).
I have 5 with you and Donnie (voted each other), Razvan and Niclas (both voted me), Oxi, Togravus and David (no points exchanged; Oxi and David did so in ETSC5).
I have nothing in common with Robin and only one with Tecku, Ren and William.
Just done mine :
7 with Dio
6 with Niclas and Lars
5 with Dimitris, Patrick, Rob and you.
On the other hand I share only 1 in common with : Robin, Bay, Marc, Ren, William and Tecku
I havent been named once. I guess I’m averagy to everyone?
I shared only 3 with you this time (DEN, BEL, ESP). However both NOR and UK were in my top 14 and CRO in my top 20! ;)
4 if we count FRA cause I voted for you as well!
I gave more than half of the Croatian points :o
It was underrated I agree. Pity I couldn’t award more points!!!
Well, if I understand this common “soul” game correctly, then I dont seem to have much in common with many of you.
I only shared 5 common countries from top 10 and I shared that with Ukraine (Patrick P) and Morocco (Dino)………just 5.
I had lots of 4/10 though
…….and I shared absolutely nothing with Portugal, lol
So, what does it all mean?
Just for fun ! I believe I shared 3 with you btw :D
I do believe we did share 3………Denmark, Spain and Greece. :)
………and we got 1st and 2nd in the Prediction game.
At least we shared the top 2 (DEN and ESP) Well most people did tbh. :P
Are you planning entering FdlC btw? Tomorrow it’s country claiming day. It’s a world contest, songs 2000 onwards are eligible and it’s much calmer (32 entries max). No drama, I promise!
You should probably marry either Dino or Patrick!
Lol, that’s a shock ,………do I have to?
Yes, yes. These are the rules I’m afraid.
Ha ha……..with 5/10 a piece (only a 50% common similarity), I dont hold up prospect for a successful marriage with either.
Why do you think 50% of marriages end in divorce?
75% chances of a good fuck? :p
My! What language!
lmao……….
Erm……they fail because they realise they’ve got nothing in common anymore? Then look for Morgan’s option to spice up their lives? Though I’d up that %age to 100. :)
I’m going trhough the voting again.I had 5/9 in common with Razvan(he also voted for Israel) and 5/10 with Niclas,Nick and Donnie.
Yes we usually agree. And we both LOVED Lithuania!!!
HoDs I had the most songs in common with:
Mark D: 6/10 followed by Arpatilaos, Niclas, Togravus, Martin and Dino (5/10).
HoDs I had the least songs in common with:
Robin, Ovidarch, Ellie, Ren, Tecku, William, Guitar (1/10).
I have most votes in common with:
6 songs: Avat, Pablo, Ivan
5 songs: Ren
4 songs: Dimitris, Niclas, Shevek, Luke, Rob, Lars, Ellie, Tecku, Guitar
I have least songs in common with:
1 song: Robin, Arpatilaos, Franco, Mylor, David
again middle of the pack
I think we have three in common if I remember correctly.
Congrats to Ira Losco and her boyfriend on the birth of their baby boy:
Things seem pretty dead here after ETSC so lets gets some news going !
Les Gordons are the first act for this year’s melodifestivalen :
http://esctoday.com/137170/sweden-les-gordons-melodifestivalen-2017
Also Viktor Frisk of Samir & Viktor came out saying he likes boys and girls (grrrr why couldnt it be Samir :-( ) :
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/08/28/melodifestivalen-star-viktor-frisk-comes-out-i-like-girls-and-boys/
These are my favourite ETSC songs (excluding my own songs)!
I made a top 20.
1. Christine and The Queens – Saint Claude (10/10)
2. Margeta Irglova – Without A Map (10/10)
3. Vök – Waiting (9.9/10)
4. Hurts – Wonderful Life (9.8/10)
5. Asaf Avidan – Gold Shadow (9.7/10)
6. Lilly Wood & The Prick – Where I Want To Be (California) (9.6/10)
7. Kovacs – My Love (9.5/10)
8. Blaue Blume – Sky (9.4/10)
9. peixe:aviao – Pele E Osso (9.3/10)
10. Árstíðir – Tárin (9.2/10)
11. Yanis – The Run (9.1/10)
12. Instrumenti – King of the Wild Things (9/10)
13. Susanne Sundfør – The Brothel (8.9/10)
14. Say Yes Dog – Stronger (8.9/10)
15. Ester Rada – Life Happens (8.8/10)
16. M-Band – All Is Love (8.75/10)
17. Orka – Tað vakraste (8.7/10)
18. Benjamin Clementine – London (8.6/10)
19. Gazpacho – Black Lily (8.6/10)
20. Fallulah – Give Us A Little Love (8.6/10)
To understand how much I love these songs you must know that an 8/10 is already a great song in my book and these are all above 8.5/10!! :D
wow, thanks a lot for the three songs in the top 11! <3 My personal favorites of mine too!
Thank you for the 2nd and 20th places Razvan :-)
I noticed you also have Marc and Mark both three times too, grr! :p
Haha, yep! :p
Nice to have a song in there :-)
“Burn Burn Burn” is not far either, it’s in my top 30! :)
that was my 12 then, is in my mp3 player and would be in my top 20 now I reckon!
Yes, great song! Too bad it started growing on me after the edition…